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Name: Elmo
Location: Austin, TX


I prefer to be called "Most Magnificent Silky One", but do they comply?  No.  So I'll drown my sorrows in this chicken soup. 

What makes Elmo so mean?

This is Elmo. We brought this fluffy kitty home from the shelter nine years ago. I will never forget this event and its lasting affect upon my psyche.  Elmo is not a good name for a female, hence her hatred for those in this world.  Her mother calls her Princess Puffalump; I call her Elmo Bin Laden. One of her hobbies is to scratch my eyelids and nose when I dare to fall asleep. 

Elmo likes to be mean in a personal way.  She always makes eye contact with me before inserting her teeth into my arm. She has deposited hairballs in my shoes countless times. Even our 80 pound Labrador  trembles in her presence.  I believe she may be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

Photo submitted by: Mike
Date last updated: 10/25/05

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