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Hm, I think I'm in the mood for another mouse bomb. Great
trick, that! So much more subtle than lighting it on fire and knocking
on the door.

Why, yes, I believe the same thing all cats believe--that
we are gods and humans are our servants. Because it's true. |
What makes Dusty so mean?
Dusty is one of the foulest creatures on earth. She believs
human slaves are here to serve her. She is three years old. Her
favorite pastime is cleaning herself using glasses filled with
liquid (water, juice, wine, etc.). When she can no longer reach
her paw to get the water in the glass, she knocks it over. Then
she jumps onto the floor and licks up the remaining liquid.
Our 75 lb dog is terrified of her and avoids her at all
costs. Dusty hates scratching posts but loves, loves, loves
human skin. Everyone in my family has many scars from her razor
sharp teeth. She likes to claw people for no reason and put dead
mice in front of the door so we step on them when we go outside.
She has "moments" of running around the house at midnight and
screaming at the top of her lungs that really try our patience.
When she's not doing that, she likes to sleep on your pillow
when its time for bed. If you don't give her the pillow she will
sleep on your head.
Photo submitted by: Alanna
Date last updated:
05/14/07
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