This is my mean kitty Dude.  He doesn't like to be touched unless he's asking for you to do it.  Do it without permission and lose an eye!  He eats only Iams; try to feed him something else and he will try to take your dinner.  

He is one of a litter of four, and his mother's name is VooDoo. He is definitely his mother's son.  He hates dogs and more than once has chased one from our yard and made it yelp.  Afterwards, Dude just walks up to the house, looking bored.