MY MEAN KITTY IS NAMED DOLLY ...SHE IS ANYTHING BUT...SHE IS
UNBELIEVABLY TINY BUT CARRIES A BIG BITE...REALLY BIG...
SHE HATES EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY THE OTHER KITTIES. ALL
THEY HAVE TO DO IS TRY TO ENTER ANY ROOM SHE'S IN AND SHE GOES
INTO AN EXORCIST FIT.
TRY TO FEED HER OR WORSE YET, TRY TO PET OR GET CLOSE TO HER,
AND SPIT STARTS TO FOAM ON HER LIPS. HER EYELIDS ROLL BACK
AND HER BACK ARCHES LIKE THE MCDONALDS GOLDEN ONES. AND THEN
IT HAPPENS...
SHE LUNGES FORWARD FASTER THAN SUPERMAN. HER BITE IS
PRACTICALLY LETHAL. GET THE PEROXIDE AND BANDAGES!
Meankitty's Note: We have no idea why the slave felt
it necessary to shout her email, but we couldn't be bothered to
retype it.
