What makes Desi so mean?
Desi is notorious for biting your toes in the
middle of the night. He also drools on your face in the
middle of the night. Then he will proceed to stretch out
and take up the whole bed. If you push him off the bed he
will scream VERY loudly until you are awake and then he will run
out of the room until you fall back asleep and then it will
start all over again.
If you have socks or slippers laying around
he will attack them and destroy them. Then he will scream
until you notice that he has ruined the object and then he will
run away.
As you can see by the picture he also likes
to crawl in your made up bed and take it over. The
look you see on his face is the "Why on earth are you bothering
me and you will pay when you fall asleep tonight" look.
He drinks out of the toilet and will run off with the toilet
paper so it is wise to keep a spare roll locked up since he
can open doors. Nothing is more annoying when you have to
go to the bathroom at 2 am only to find out the roll of toilet
paper is shredded all over the house!
He opens the front door and what is most
annoying is the French double doors downstairs which he will ram
his head against until he forces his way through so you are
stuck hearing THUD THUD THUD at all hours of the night.
Photo submitted by: Robert R.
Date last updated: 10/25/05
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