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Name: Dennis
Location: Lancashire


My bed.  Mine mine mine.


Here I am, contemplating what else I'm going to do to torment the cat haters who enter my domain.  I'm thinking a nice hairball on the shoe treatment...

What makes Dennis so mean?

Dennis is a mean ball of fluff. Don't push her too far!!!

She measures 28" from the tip of her nose to the tip of her tail and weighs about 14lbs. She detests cats and all the local tom cats are terrified of her. In the winter she virtually hibernates and the local felines are free to travel over her territory, but come spring the battles begin. She loves to ambush other cats and attack the local magpies in their nests.

Dennis is very vocal and makes sure we know who the bed belongs to. She hates workmen and sits outside sulking until they go. Any cat haters who enter the house get the following treatment - she will not leave them alone and insists on sitting on their knees and digging her claws in! 

Photo submitted by: Graham and Gil
Date last updated: 03/24/06

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