Daisy Mae lives with my mother, myself and two male cats, Simon and Jaspurr. We were adopted by Daisy Mae when she decided, as a stray, we were good enough to have her live with us. She was approximately 1 at the time, and has ruled our home with an iron paw for the past 13 years.

While she can be a good natured kitty, she has a dark, controlling side that she tends to display more and more as she grows older.

If she doesn't like the way you've fixed your hair that day, she will hop up on the dining room table, demand you put your head down within reach, and "rearrange" your style with her mouth and her teeth into something she feels is more attractive. She usually gives you head a good, hard bite for good measure.

She will also lull you into a false sense of security by looking cute and sweet, asking you to please, please, please rub her tummy, and while you attempt to do as she bids, she will grab your hand with her forepaws and bite you as hard as she can, while simultaneously rabbit scratching you with her back feet. She came to us already declawed and has managed to exercise her forepaws to superkitty strength to make up for the deficit. As she bites your hand, she searches your eyes for signs of pain..she gnaws and gnaws and I swear I can hear her muffled laugh of glee at the fact she's hurting you all the while you beg, "Daisy, don't bite!".

In addition, she will repeatedly, and without provocation, put a beating on our male cats who are considerably younger and still have their claws. She scoffs at the prospect they might treturn the favor. Anything that goes wrong with her day is CLEARLY their fault; whether they are around when something happens or not, they face the beatings. If one of the boys gets his tail stepped on by accident and yells in protest, she will run from wherever she is in the house and put a beating on him, even though he was the injured party!

She loves anything girly and demands to be in the room when you have a bubblebath, and she wants to be patted when you've just applied expensive cream to your hands so she can smell good too!