This is my friend's cat Chicken. Chicken makes all the other mean kitties look like little angels. You do NOT want to be alone in a house with this cat, and I'd like to tell you about the one time I was in this unfortunate situation.

I was staying at my friend's house while I was on vacation. My friend went to work and left me home with the cat. No big deal, right? Wrong. For whatever reason, Chicken did NOT want me in her house. My friend wasn't 30 seconds out the door and I heard this rumbling noise. At first I thought it might be thunder, but then I realized it was coming from somewhere in the house. Yes, it was Chicken, but I couldn't see her. I could only hear the intense growling getting louder and louder. I became frightened and started to go up the stairs toward the bedroom where I had my things.

As I was at the top of the stairs, I looked down and there was Chicken! It was like a slow motion scene from a movie. I swear to you this cat's eyes started to glow a deep red and its ears looked like the horns of the devil. Seeing this come at me in slow motion, I ran as fast as I could into the bedroom and slammed the door. Just as the door shut I heard a huge bang! Chicken hit the door mid flight! Mind you, Chicken is NOT a small cat. She's a 20-pound killing machine! Anyway, she stayed outside the door, pounding to get in, and the rumbling continued all day. When my friend came home from work, she found me curled up in a corner of the bedroom fearing for my life. She looked at the cat in disbelief, who was then sitting there looking sweet as can be.