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Name: Cali (3)
Location: Los Angeles


 Santa baby.  I'm gonna bite your nose off tonight...I'm a cat.  That's what you get for putting me in....this hat!  
So hurry with my tuna tonight!

Because we've learned this annoying new trick (yes my slave is a slooooow learner as everyone on the web already knows how to make pop-up windows, but if you want to sing along, click here.)

What makes Cali so mean?

Cali is a complete schitzo!  She has multiple personalities.  Some things Cali hates the most: Being held. She cries like a little baby if you hold her even for one second. Being pat on the behind. She crouches down and starts to meow wildly and when she gets the chance goes on attack. My other cat, a real angel kitty. OOOO Cali hates this cat! She is constantly fighting with her.

Her schitzo side: She will come up and cuddle with you and purr and start to lick your hand. When she finds the most tender spot on your hand she goes for a huge bite! Then she runs.  She runs through the house and expects us to chase her. She gets all excited and her tail poofs up and you often see her running sideways.

Something she has gotten quite good at: waking the masters up. She used to always pounce on one of us and run away. If we didn't wake up that time she will come back a few minutes later and try it again until she succeeds.

Something she is still doing horribly wrong: ruining our furniture!  Grrr, she hasn't learned her lesson on that one yet. 

One more fun fact: she can't stand my singing, especially the high notes. When I practice she will try and match the pitch and then eventually attack my feet.  It's hard to stand and sing while she is around; I have to sit with my legs high in the air.

Photo submitted by: Anon Claus
Date last updated: 10/25/05

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