What makes Mrs. Calabash so mean?
I'd like to submit two photos -- a before'n'after, if you will,
of my kitty, Mrs. Calabash.
File Under "The Price of Fame":
First came the photo shoot. She was sexy and curvy, yet
wholesome, with big clear eyes and a sweet face, just the kind of
girl you'd take home to Mother. After that first screen test came
fame, and along with fame came the inevitable decadence... the
parties, the drugs, the all-night Tender Vittles orgies. Now, out
of her skull on catnip and Pounce Hairball Treats, incandescent
with rage, Mrs. Calabash claws out the eyeballs of the paparazzi,
snarling: "I said put the camera AWAY, monkeyboy! And I mean
NOW."
Photo
submitted by: Hanne Blank
Date last updated: 10/25/05
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