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As soon as I wake up, I'm going to scare this cat right
off. Yep.
Juuuuust as soon as I take this nap.
I, uh, may or may not have done something stinky at the
other end
of the box while you were not giving me attention. |
What makes Bootstrap so mean?
When Kid Sis found
Bootstrap huddled under the bushes at our country church
last month, he was a pathetic, mewling mess. The second she
brought Bootstrap home, he came to me full of purrs and
innocent kitten looks.After he
spent a few days adjusting to his new domain, he decided
that he no longer had to act like an innocent baby.
Bootstrap is an attention hog. I
cannot go to the bathroom without a mewling, screaming fur
baby outside the door. If I sit at my computer, Bootstrap is
on my lap. If I get in bed, Bootstrap curls up around my
head. He claws me if I move too much for his liking.
He also bullies the other kitties.
Even the really mean ones. He somehow manages to get Trouble
to leave her kitty blanket and curl up in the corner -
without even touching her. He scares off the bigger cats -
without even touching them. I suspect his Demonic Kitten
Breath drives them away.
When you dare to go to sleep (read:
stop giving him attention), Bootstrap gets his revenge. Last
night, like a few nights before, he took a dump on my
notepads. A few days before that, he spent goodness knows
how much time shredding my cigarettes. And when he's really
upset, he knocks everything off the kitchen table.
Photo submitted by: Sarah, who wants you to
check out her website:
http://pointypen.com
Date last updated:
08/08/07
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