My name is Bootsie, which is very misleading, as I am the ultimate mean kitty.  My grandma and auntie call me devil kitty, and I rule the house. Any attempt to pick me up is met with claws and teeth. I enjoy pretending I like houseguests, and when they get sucked into petting me, I attack with claws and teeth!

When Grandma E was babysitting, I waited until the middle of the night and evicted her from my bed with claws and teeth. Yep, again with the claws and teeth.

For the Mom-slave, I behave a little better, but when that guy tries to roll over in bed, I gnaw on his toes until he scoots over. I also shred any paper or cardboard I can get my claws on.  I especially like it when the paper was important, like Mom-slave's term paper I completely destroyed minutes before she had to leave for school. I'm also hell on tax returns. 

I don't really care for the dozens of toys the slaves buy me because I prefer stuff I can shred and rip into bits. As mentioned--important slave stuff. Another hobby is annoying the neighbors downstairs by climbing into the cupboard and throwing cans onto the floor until one of the slaves gives me a treat.