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Name: Banjo
Location:  Oregon


I bite because you taste better than that stupid cat chow.

What makes Banjo so mean?

Banjo, also known as "Bendy" because of a little kink in his tail, is a meankitty because he is neurotic. You see, Banjo likes to catch things, but he doesn't like to kill them. So, if he catches a mouse, he brings it in the house and lets it go, where it becomes the responsibility of one of the other cats in the house. (See: Sage)

Also, Banjo seems to have a problem with doors. He's always on the wrong side. If you close a door, he insists that you open it so he can get to the other side. Close it again and... well, you get the idea. If you ignore him, he jumps up with claws extended and does a "cartoon drag" down the length of the door, or in the case of the back door, hangs from the window sill, leaving little claw holes in the expensive wood.

The last reason Banjo is a meankitty is because he bites. He doesn't seem to bite when he is mad. When he's mad he just runs away. No, he bites you when he is happy or content. When you pet him, or make room for him under the covers, he carefully and forcefully bites you on the arm or hand, as if it is his way of saying "Thank You".

Photo submitted by: John
Date last updated: 10/25/05

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