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Nope. Not movin'.
I've gotten awful hungry hogging the couch...how about
you get me some snackage? |
What makes Baby so mean?
This lazy fatty won't move off the couch.
My husband and I got Baby from my parents, who are moving, a
while ago. She has lived outdoors all of her 12 years and is
adjusting like a queen to indoor life. Among her new hobbies
are the following activities: claiming the entire couch as
her personal throne, attempting to run the household from
her throne, defending her throne from the other four cats
with almighty swats of her paws, not allowing her slaves to
sit on the couch (or if they do they must contort around her
because SHE cannot be bothered), trying to sleep on her
slaves' faces during the night, shedding all over the couch,
meowing pitifully and alarming everyone as though she were
dying, putting herself first under threat of Death when
snacks are given out, giving everyone the Death Stare if
they offend her sensibilities in any way, and finally,
lolling around on her back looking as cute as possible in an
effort to convince her slaves that she really ISN'T the most
Satanic cat in this household.
No one is convinced.
Photo submitted by: Emily & Wesley
Date last updated:
11/30/05
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