What makes Athena so mean?

The one smart thing my slave did was aptly name me after the Greek goddess of wisdom. I might equally have been named after the Greek goddess of putting slaves in their place.

I am forced to live with another kitty who is content to lay around and not wreak any havoc and a 170 lb. dog. The first time I met this slobbering mess, I gave him a bloody nose with one sweet swipe of my trusty claws. I refuse to let him think he has any right to touch me.

I only tolerate my female slave because she treats me like the princess I am. All else beware! I hiss, spit, and swipe when I even hear another human enter my domain. How dare my slaves let other humans enter without my consent!!! I spend my days threatening squirrels and birds from the windows, shredding any paper products, and destroying anything that my slaves would never think I would have any interest in and therefore leave out in the open.

My favorite trick is to remove their puffy cleaning sponges from their shower and deposit them all over the house and watch them look for it when they are ready to take a shower!!!

Hahaha! I will not be controlled!!!!!!

Photo submitted by: Rhema & Kent
Date last updated: 05/14/07