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Name: Alfie
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Mmmmm, cherry jelly!  I think I'll get into it and then freak them out and pretend I'm bleeding.


As soon as you turn your back, I'm going for those wires back there.

What makes Alfie so mean?

For a start, he loves to bite and claw your toes & ankles, and believe me, he has very sharp teeth and claws!

He also like to claw the toilet paper, and we have to keep the bathroom door shut, or he will just claw off a whole roll until there's just a heap of tissue on the floor.

One day I made the mistake of leaving the fridge door open while I put some milk in my tea. I turned around just in time to see him disappearing into the fridge. Now whenever I go near the fridge, he's there in a flash to try his luck.

Then there's our other cat, Wolfie, who has put up with Alfie's constant onslaught of biting and clawing from day one. Luckily for Wolfie, Alfie is still only small and has not yet mastered jumping up on anything too high/ That is the only way poor Wolfie gets any peace.

When he's sleeping, he looks so soft & cuddly & sweet, but as soon as he's awake, he's right back at it with a vengeance. He really is a stripey little monster.

Photo submitted by: Anon
Date last updated: 02/11/06

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