What makes "D" so mean?

Meankitty, who has been alone since the sad demise of her former housemate, Jerry, now has a new boon companion to liven her days and nights. "D" from the shelter has come to stay with us, and he is giving Meankitty a run for her meanmoney.  (Some weirdo married to your webmistress named "D", by the way).

D is, as you can see, your typical cute kitten.  However, not only is he inhabited by the annoying spirit of Jerry's stomach, but he indulges in several more not-so-cute kitty pranks.  One the day of posting, for example, I discovered that ironing is not possible with "D" around.  (Oh, darn...)  The cord was entirely too enticing, and if I didn't take him with me when I left the room, he was up on the ironing board like a shot, attempting to scald the hair off his wiry little body.  Shut him in another room?  "Caterwauling" begins with the letters C-A-T for a reason.

"D" has joined Meankitty joyously in her nighttime revels.  What the heck are they *doing* under the bed to make such noises, anyway?  (Not that, you pervs, they are both fixed!)  That weirdo who named "D" is dragging himself to work every day exhausted from the midnight partying that goes on.  He also has a few lovely traintracks on his face to show for the times "D" parties *on* the bed.  I suppose it's getting him ready to be the daddy of a human.

Photos submitted by: Me
Date last updated: 10/25/05